Mastin Distraction?
Please tell me this isn’t what they’re calling it. I don’t think of Reece Mastin when I see this. I see a euphemism for when your Mum walks in on you touching yourself.
(Source: mookie-conster)
(Source: the-gamemaster, via aliquid-aliquis)
- Person: I'm not sure what to do, any advice?
- HP fandom: Eat some chocolate, it'll help
- THG fandom: Stay alive
- Sherlock fandom: Not my division
- Doctor Who fandom: Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.
- Hitchhiker's Guide fandom: DON'T PANIC
- Supernatural fandom: Salt! Lots of salt!
- Glee fandom: COURAGE
- LOK fandom: Be the Leaf!
(Source: pizzaforpresident-moved, via lorasaurasrex)
did you try turning it off and on again
maybe if you plug it in
try restoring it?
try clicking the lock button again?
you have to hold down both buttons until the apple sign appears
try getting a new battery for it?
Just remove your screen protector and replace it
omfg, the comments
i only reblogged this for its comments ahahhaa
(Source: felixwilson, via u-n-p-e-r-f-e-c-t)
I’d rather see
“We are sorry for this inconvenience but here’s a dancing cat”
then I’d be all
(Source: yourbeautifulmadness, via odairscrestah)
A teacher in New York was teaching her class about bullying and gave them the following exercise to perform. She had the children take a piece of paper and told them to crumple it up, stomp on it and really mess it up but do not rip it. Then she had them unfold the paper, smooth it out and look at how scarred and dirty is was. She then told them to tell it they’re sorry. Now even though they said …they were sorry and tried to fix the paper, she pointed out all the scars they left behind. And that those scars will never go away no matter how hard they tried to fix it. That is what happens when a child bullies another child, they may say they’re sorry but the scars are there forever. The looks on the faces of the children in the classroom told her the message hit home. Pass it on.
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